I LOVE THIS SHOW
i’m not 1701% certain, but it COULD even
be the same pair
#what if these girls are a couple #and Jim totally learned that the first week of classes when he hit on one and the other threatened to deck him in the face #and jim laughed and introduced himself properly #but he got to know them throughout the years in starfleet and they catch up every now and then #and he cheered for them when they totally got put on the same ship #and every times he passes them (bc they are ALWAYS together it seems) it’s always ‘hey ladies’ #a running inside joke of theirs (via)
Man, this and the theory that something embarrassing happened to Kirk and that’s why Chapel stays away, fandom is taking this character back.
but what if christine chapel and jim kirk meant to have no-strings-attached wild barnburner type sex, only then something super embarrassing happened — like christine caught jim giving his dick a pep talk in the bathroom, or sloppy mantears occurred for an unjustified reason, or jim accidentally shouted his own name when he came — and christine had to request a transfer because she couldn’t look at him or even hear his voice on the shipwide broadcasts without cracking the fuck up and it was starting to freak patients out
jim says he ~doesn’t remember~ but that’s aspirational, he only wishes he didn’t; the truth is he relives it in the stunningly vivid technicolor of abject mortification pretty much whenever he closes his eyes
that’s my new headcanon, that makes this better for me
58 - Green M&Ms
I’m sure I have, but not in the aphrodisiac sense.
71 - Weirdest thing to do with jello
Man, jello is just weird in general. My grandma mixes it with cottage cheese and pineapple and makes this dessert thing thats actually pretty good, but also weird.
100 - Burping while making out
No, but Wilson would like me to say that I have farted…occasionally.
1. Have you ever slept naked? :
2. When was the last time you masturbated? :
3. What’s your bra size, or dick length? :
4. Where was or would you want your first time to be and why?:
5. Have you ever gotten sexual with anything that wasn’t a person? :
6. Have you ever shown anyone your body parts and asked advice? :
7. Have you ever seen any of your relatives naked? :
8 . Do you prefer doing it in the dark or in the light? :
9. What’s your greatest fantasy? :
10. Would you suck on anyone’s toes? :
11. Where do you think would be the weirdest place to have sex? :
12. Would you have sex there?
13. How old do you think you’ll be your first time? :
14. Would you ever have lesbian or gay sex?:
15. What do you think the sexiest fruit is? :
16. Would you ever have an orgy with the same sex?
17. What and who turns you on? :
18. Have your hands ever been down anyone’s pants? :
19. What superstar would you have sex with?:
20. Have you or anyone else ever stuck anything down your pants? :
21. Have you ever had a dream about being gay or lesbian?:
22. Are you gay or lesbian?:
23. Whose the sexiest male or female you know?:
25. Have you ever counted your pubic hairs? :
26. Would you rather be cute or sexy? :
27. How many people would you have sex with at once? :
28. Have you ever put on a strip show? :
29. Have you ever seen a strip show?:
30. Have you ever seen any of your friends naked? :
31. What’s your kinky fetish? :
32. Have you ever had a fantasy about a teacher? :
33. Have you ever had an orgasm? :
34. Have you ever gone skinny dipping? :
35. Have you ever played with a condom? :
36. If you could be a spice what would it be? :
37. Would you use objects in sex such as whips, hand cuffs, etc.?:
38. Have you ever tried on a condom? :
39. Have you ever playfully spanked your lover?:
40. If someone says “spank me” do you do it and get turned on?:
41. Have you ever worn your underwear two days in a row?:
42. Have you ever seen anyone’s dick?
43. Have you ever compared your body parts to someone else’s while you were both naked? :
44. Have you ever took a piss standing up or squatting in the woods? :
45. What was the weirdest place you have ever done something with someone? :
46. What was the weirdest thing you have ever done to your b/f or g/f? :
47. What was the lamest thing your b/f or g/f did for you or to you? :
48 . Have you ever wondered what position you would have sex in?:
49. Have you ever used a vibrator on yourself or somebody else?:
50. Have you parents ever caught you doing anything?
51. Have you ever caught them?:
52. Would you ever have sex in the ocean? :
53. Have you ever gotten sand up you? :
54. Have you ever run or walked around your house nude? :
55. What do you wear to bed? :
56. Have you ever done anything with someone in your own or parents bed?:
57. Would you ever consider rubbing hot oil or cream all over your guy or girl? :
58. Have you ever eaten green M&M’s? :
59. Have you ever used lubricant?
60. Have you ever practiced kiss on something? :
61. Have you ever fingered yourself, got fingered before or fingered someone else?
62. Have you ever taken off your bra or underwear on a main road? :
63. Would you ever do anything on a Ferris wheel?:
64. Have you ever given or received a hand job or blow job? :
65. What kitchen item would you label your b/f or g/f? :
66. Have you ever tasted cum or female juice? :
68. What does the number “69” mean to you? :
69. Have you ever played cops and robbers and if so what was your naughty crime? :
71. What’s the weirdest thing you can do with Jell-O? :
72. Have you ever done anything with anyone in a pool, hot tub, or bath tub? :
73. When you were little did you ever play with yourself? :
74. Have you ever tied up or hand cuffed anybody? :
75. Have you ever rested your head on somebody’s chest or dick? :
76. Have you ever seen or heard your friends parents having sex?
77. Were you a witness to someone having sex? :
78. Does ice cream turn you on?
79. How about cherries? :
80. Would you ever have phone sex? :
81. Do you go by the rhythm of music? :
82. Would you ever do anyone in a tree? :
83. Would you ever have sexual contact with a relative? :
84. Would you ever have sex with your best friend or someone you don’t even know? :
85. Do you find physical pain like spanking an element of good sex? :
86. Do you find older women or men attractive?
87. Would you rather have sex with or without a condom?
88. Who was the person you kissed that was the best?
89. If you had a half an hour to spend with your b/f or g/f what would you do? :
90. If you only had 20 minutes left to live what would you do? :
91. Which would you rather make out:
92. Have you ever sneezed on your partner? :
93. What excuse would you give your parents if they caught you having sex?
94. Have you ever had a physical and how was it? :
95. What color is your hair (pubic)?
96. Does your hair color match the color of your pubic hair?
97. Have you ever opened your eyes while making out?
98. Your love life is like which of these movies:
99. Have you ever lost the keys to the cuffs or got stuck together :nope
100. Have you ever burped while making out?
101. Would you do anyone on your friends list?
bryan fuller giving us a handy guide in case we ever need it
who’s free this weekend
bryan fuller is my patronus
he is the light of my life
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen